Free Stuff? Not so much…
Check back frequently, because you never know. We may run some madcap contest where you could win Weasel gear. Heck, go ahead, and leave us your name & email address. We might get all creative and draw you a shirt (with Sharpies)

in which case we’d have to contact you to inform you of your good fortune.
Be a winner, Weasel-style!